Crazy One’s Quote

Steve Jobs at Apple, 1976–2011: what he said, the occasion he said it on, and the machine that was on the table.

Here’s
to the
crazy ones

Thirty-five years of Steve Jobs at Apple, read straight down: what he said, the day he said it, and the machine that was on the table.

The title is the first line of Think Different, 1997 — TBWA\Chiat\Day under Lee Clow, written by Rob Siltanen and Ken Segall, read on air by Richard Dreyfuss. Jobs recorded a version in his own voice. It was never broadcast. Who wrote it →

Adult audience in a keynote hall, faces lit from the projection screen, wide landscape
The line everyone can quote

Five words of a sixty-second script

The only part of Think Different that made it into ordinary speech, and the reason this site is called what it is.

Photo: Tima Miroshnichenko / Pexels

Who covered the cost of the lead

These organisations trace their own primary sources.
The transcripts

Verified

Section 06

“Stay hungry. Stay foolish.”

Stanford commencement address, 12 June 2005 — quoted from the Whole Earth Catalog

“One thousand songs in your pocket.”

iPod introduction, 23 October 2001

“Here’s to the crazy ones.”

Think Different, 1997 — written by Rob Siltanen and Ken Segall

Never Said

Section 07

Skate to where the puck is going.

Wayne Gretzky’s line. Jobs quoted it on stage in 2007 and credited it.

One more thing…

A Columbo device Jobs adopted, not a Jobs coinage.

The motivational quotations with no occasion.

No speech, no interview, no document — and no first appearance before the aggregators.

The struck circle marks a line that cannot be traced to a named occasion. It appears nowhere else on this site.

1976Two Steves · Section 01
1984The Mac · Section 02

The machine introduced itself

The Macintosh project, the 1984 Super Bowl spot, Susan Kare's icons, and what Jobs actually said from the Flint Center stage.

Flint Center's tiled facade and columned entrance framed by trees under blue sky
Flint Center, De Anza College — where, on 24 January 1984, Jobs took the Macintosh out of a bag and let it speak first.
1985Cast Out · Section 03

Twelve years without a keynote stage

The 1985 board vote, the NeXT years, Pixar's unlikely survival, and the words from a decade nobody photographs.

A five-million-dollar animation studio bought from Lucasfilm, a logo that cost sixty thousand, and a workstation that turned out to be where the web was written.

A NeXTcube motherboard with dual processors, memory slots, and multiple chips mounted on a circuit board
A NeXT motherboard. Tim Berners-Lee wrote the first web server and browser on a machine built around one of these, at CERN in 1990.Photo: NeXTcube motherboard · Wikimedia Commons
1997The Return · Section 04
2005The flagship · Stanford

Twelve minutes at Stanford Stadium

Jobs had never graduated from anything. He said so at the opening, structured the address around three stories, announced each one by number, and closed with a line he had read as a teenager on the last issue of the Whole Earth Catalog. It is the most fact-checked speech in the canon and the easiest one to source.

Read the account of the address →

Where the closing line actually came from

Stewart Brand printed it on the farewell issue in 1974. Jobs moved it from an obscure back page into global circulation, and the distance between Brand’s meaning and its present use is most of the story. The Whole Earth Catalog →

Stanford Stadium commencement, adult graduates in gowns, wide shot
Graduates at a commencement ceremony, the audience Jobs addressed in June 2005.Photo: RDNE Stock project / Pexels

The Devices

Section 05 · 2001–2010

Every machine he stood next to on a stage, and the sentence he used to describe it.

  1. 2001 iPod “One thousand songs in your pocket.” The sentence was the specification. Five gigabytes, described as a number nobody had to convert.
  2. 2003 iTunes Store “Ninety-nine cents.” What he told five record companies in the year the industry was certain downloading had won.
  3. 2007 iPhone “Three products.” A widescreen iPod, a phone, an internet communicator. Then the turn: one device.
  4. 2008 MacBook Air “It fits in here.” He walked to a manila office envelope, took the machine out of it, and let the room react.
  5. 2010 iPad “Better than a laptop.” He argued a third category into existence from a leather armchair set on the stage.

Thirty-one pages, seven sections, every one of them listed in one place.The archive →